ursorum:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

pleas stop reblogging this

pls

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    That is the most soothing watermelon I have ever seen.
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